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    Midge's Compiled FAQs


                                                          

About OfficialMidge.com:

Q. What is OfficialMidge.com?
A. OfficialMidge.com is the one and only OFFICIAL website for anything and everything Midge.

Q. What is Midge?
A. Midge is my comic about life shown from the perspective of Midge, a little pound-puppy turned housedog with a penchant for causing big trouble!

Q. Are there other websites featuring Midge comics?
A. Yes! Official Midge is currently the ONLY place to see ALL Midge comics and news. But Midge is also currently featured bi-monthly in the online newspaper The Anipal Times and bi-yearly in the online magazine Fauxgue.

Q. I am interested in including Midge comics in my publication. How do I go about this?
A. Just send an email to sunny@officialmidge.com with information regarding the publication and how exactly you would like to include Midge. If I'm interested in your publication, I will send a prompt reply.

Q. Can I post any Midge comics or images on my website?
A. Images of, or related to Midge are NOT allowed to be posted anywhere other than OfficialMidge.com at this time. Please do not ask permission - the answer is NO.

Q. Can I post comments about Midge characters and comics?
A. Certainly! You can comment by signing Midge's Guestbook, checking out Midge Forum, or by contacting me or Midge through the Contact Us page. We are always happy to view comments from fans!*

Q. I would like to ask Midge for advice for the Ask Midge page. What do I do?
A. Simply contact Midge through the Contact Us page, and she'll have your advice posted promptly!*

Q. How does Madame Midge's Lucky Number work?
A. Simple. Whatever musical number is mentioned as the Lucky Number for your Astral Sign will bring you luck during that particular month, whenever you hear it. At least, that is what Madame Midge says.
(You do have to hear it unintentionally. If you play the tune on purpose, it won't bring any luck.)

Q. Who do I contact about the animals listed for adoption on Official Midge?
A. The person who has the animal(s) up for adoption will provide his/her email address. You can contact the person through the listed email with further questions.

Q. I have a story of animal rescue/adoption that I would like to include in the Adoption Tails page. What do I do?
A. Just send your story to my email sunny@officialmidge.com
and I'll have the story posted promptly.

Q. Can I have my Midge fanart posted on OfficialMidge?
A. Sure! Just contact me (Sunny), using the subject tag -FANART. I will post any fanart in the Fanart page.*

Q. What can I do to help support Midge and the OfficialMidge
website?
A. You can help support Midge simply by visiting Official Midge often, signing Midge's Guestbook, and telling everyone you know about OfficialMidge.com!
Your purchase at Midge Shop will also help to support Midge!



*(Please note that inappropriate comments, questions, and fanart of a crude or insulting nature will not be posted and will not receive a reply.)


                                                          


About Midge Comics:

Q. What breed of dog is Midge?
A. Midge is a purebred mutt - part dachshund, beagle, and terrier with a bit of basset.

Q. What is Jihn?
A. Jihn is a guinea pig and Melissa's first pet. 

Q. Is Midge a girl dog or a boy dog?
A. Midge is a girl.

Q. Is Jihn a girl guinea pig or a boy guinea pig?
A. Jihn (despite most people's opinion) is in fact a BOY.

Q. How old is Melissa?
A. An exact age is never revealed for Melissa, but she IS in her twenties. 

Q. Where does Midge live?
A. Somewhere in the upper Midwest. The exact location of Midge's house has not been revealed. There are a few clues though.....

Q. Who is Maizy?
A. Maizy is Midge's loopy eleven-year-old petsitter from Scotland.

Q. If Midge can talk, why is all of her dialogue in 'thought bubbles'?
A. Midge can't talk. Melissa is the only human who can understand what Midge says. 

Q. I'm sensing Melissa crushing on her neighbor Floyd Morsman. Am I right?
A. So right. Melissa pines to be Mrs. Floyd Morsman. lol

Q. But isn't Melissa dating a guy named Trent?
A. Yes. Love can be so complicated :)

Q. Is Midge really addicted to eating barf?
A. No, she's getting over it quite nicely. BOL

 - FAQs about Midge comics can be answered by reading the About Midge, Characters, or Comics pages.

Still not finding the answer you're looking for?
Feel free to email me your question, and I'll do my best to help!

                                                           

Midge's Compiled FAQs:

(The most frequently asked questions of the world - answered for your benefit by that profound canine guru...)


Q. Why is the sky blue?
A. I think it's choking on a cloud, or a bird, or something....Quick! Anyone know the Hind-lick Maneuver? (Wait, I think I said that wrong...)

Q. What is the meaning of life?
A. life (lie-f) n - to be breathing; not dead
   (Antonym - death).....duh...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Just...PANT...grab the...PANT...BBQ sauce and...PANT...
help me catch it!

Q. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Here's a more relevent question - which tastes better, the chicken or the egg?

Q. Pepsi or Coke?
A. Whichever you can pour into my waterdish without Melissa noticing...

Q. Where's the beef?
A. I....uh....prechewed it for you - BURP!

Q. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
A. It was pretty quiet when I peed on it...

Q. Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
A. Melissa's old plaid sock - I dug that Grant guy up a week ago.

Q. To be or not to be?
A. I don't see two bees...I'm still hunting that stupid fly!

Q. What is the purpose of mankind's existence?
A. To serve dog. So fulfil your purpose and bring me a ribeye.


Yes...I know. My astounding wisdom is mind-boggling....It overwhelms me too...

Much Love,
Midge