YOUR MONTHLY HOROSCOPE -

        

    Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
  
A great dog is measured by the wisdom of his bark....and also
    from nose to tail.






    Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
    
Be a lover, not a fighter. Fighters get their ears bit.





    

    Aires (March 21 - April 20)
    
Productivity reaches new heights this month. Chewing 
    socks, burying squeaky toys - you go dog! 

    



    Taurus (April 21 - May 21)
    
Sleeping too close to the radiator will lead to a burnt butt.







    Gemini (May 22 - June 21)
   
This month you will find your true love - COFFEE!







    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Barking in tune to the radio will not get you on American
    Idol.







    Leo (July 23 - August 21)
   
You have a look that turns heads! Stupid groomer....

 






    Virgo (August 22 - September 23)
   
Valentines is the perfect time for romance to blossom. And
    that pug with the hairlip is giving you the eye! Ooh-la-la!

 




    Libra (September 24 - October 23)
    
Accept yourself for who you are. Birds gotta fly, fish gotta 
    swim, and dogs gotta chew their butts.





    Scorpio (October 24 - November 22)
    
You put part of yourself in everthing you do - like when
    you rub your stink on the couch!






    Sagittarius (November 23 - December 22)
    
Humility is a dog's greatest attribute. You don't need
    to brag when you actually catch your tail.

Please remember that all horoscopes posted on this site are only for fun and not to be taken seriously.
!THESE ARE NOT SERIOUS HOROSCOPES!